Hate That Guy

Is it even possible to wear an ascot without looking like a pretentious douche? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it. I suppose it would be acceptable for a wedding party… but even then, whoever choose that for those people to wear apparently wants a bunch of dudes to look like pretentious douches.

If this horrible pun makes you cry, I shall not apologize. Weep. For this is the Internet.


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  1. Gooberandcindy.com

    Makes me think of this dude. Of Scooby Doo. :)


    • coliver

      Yep! He’s wearing one. Doesn’t he look like a pretentious douche?

    • Michael Corley

      I think Freddy from Scooby Doo is the only person to ever pull it off without looking douche like.

  2. Saeed

    I am so ready to slap your face.

    • coliver

      I DEFINETELY deserve that. Come on down! You can slap my face, we’ll get some poutine… we’ll make a day of it!

  3. Bearman

    haha I was trying to figure out at first which of your friends was A.F.

    • coliver

      We were making fun of Abercrombie and Fitch :)

  4. Mark Stokes

    It works for Speed Racer!

    • coliver

      Good point! I hadn’t even noticed… yes, everybody but him is pretentious :).

  5. Gary B.

    There is no higher form of comedy than the humble pun.

    • coliver

      I like to think so. Even one as groan-worthy as this.

  6. JerryBenedict

    And for Racer Boy!

    • coliver

      Lol, of course ;).

  7. Jenn

    What about the guys who wear ed hardy?!

  8. George

    The Kingpin has been the only person who has ever been able to rock an ascot and get away with it. :)

  9. Chris K

    It’s FRED! Look out it could come back in style… er, wait was it ever in style.

  10. James

    He seems to happy to be wearing that Ass Scott

  11. Tony McGurk

    Ha Great pun. My son’s name is Scott, wonder if he has an ass-cot

    • boliver

      You never know, they may start young now ;)

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