Try Not To Think About It

What? Don’t look at me like that. Old people need love, too.

This spawned from an interesting fact I learned… apparently one of the top health concerns in old folks homes is the spread of herpes. Old people sex is happening, people. A lot. Whether you like it or not.

It makes some sense… I mean… they really don’t have to care about a lot of the social stigmas everyone else has around hooking up. It just sounds horrifying and gross to the rest of us. But remember… one day, if you’re lucky… you shall also be old. And you will still want to score.


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Discussion (18) ¬


    Dirty old people. I realy like this one. :)

    • Bearman

      That’s b/c you are a dirty young man.

    • coliver

      Thanks! I like this one too, so I guess we’re all a little dirty.

  2. Julian

    I LOVE the teeth comment :)

    • coliver

      It’s made my day to know someone is reading the alt-text :).

  3. Michael Corley

    Bow now, chicka chicka, bow wow WOW!

    • coliver

      *knock knock*. “Hi there. Did someone order a bag of Werther’s Originals?”

  4. Schmuck Man

    This is happening. A LOT.

    • coliver

      Try not to think about it ;).

  5. Saeed

    Old people get more sex than me? Sigh… never getting laid again.

    • coliver

      Just wait until you’re older ;).

  6. Tim Green

    There is definitely an advantage with a wife that has no teeth! :)

    • coliver

      Doesn’t he know it ;)

  7. wit

    LOL! Love it.

  8. Mark Stokes

    Octogenarians Gone Wild!

  9. JerryBenedict

    I think they’re both in the relationship for the old people sex!

  10. Jenn

    This was insanely amazing

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