The Consumerist – Part 2

What? You don’t dream in rhymes? It’s not weird. SHUTUP.

Part 2 of our Xmas arc has Edward questioning his desire for new material possessions. Blasphemy! Has he changed for good? Tune in next week for Part 3 where you may find out! Probably!


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Discussion (13) ¬

  1. Elf

    Hehehehehe! I love Your expresiones! Good Job Monkey!

    • boliver

      Thanks, Elf :D

  2. The Code Crimson

    Personally, I dream in haikus.

    • boliver

      I would respond with a witty haiku, but I’m gonna leave that to the writing part of twxxd as I’d probably butcher it.

  3. ShadowBlade

    Souls aren’t all that rare. BUY ME ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!!


    • boliver

      This just in, Mike is offering is soul for things. Any takers?

  4. JerryBenedict

    But if he gets no more possessions, there will be no new toys to talk to! :D

    • boliver

      It’s true! Think of the toys! (and the children?)

  5. James

    He was possessed by Etrigan the demon!!!!

    • boliver

      That would be awesome.

  6. George Ford

    I’ve dreamt in rhyme before. It’s extremely weird because I recall the dreamy pressure of having to make sure my every utterance fit the scheme. Yeah, I’m a weirdo. And semi-proud of it. My medication brings all the boys to the yard.

    • boliver

      Damn right, it’s better than yours.

  7. Mark Stokes

    The consumers were nervous, awake in their beds,
    While visions of overdraft fees danced in their heads.

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