Heart of Obsidian

If you’d like to get revenge on the minecraft troll in your life, wait for a time when they’re not carrying their trusty diamond pickaxe, and encase their bed in obsidian. Make sure you replace the floor while you’re at it!

And if you ARE the minecraft troll… maybe don’t leave the game without your diamond pickaxe. You douche-bag.


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  1. Gary

    I have no idea what any of this means. Does this have something to do with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? didn’t they do some mining?

    • boliver

      Yes…it’s a Snow White reference. After Snow White filled the Dwarves home up with dirt, she was encased in obsidian forever.

  2. cpdohert

    For the love of God, Montresor!

    • boliver

      Today I learned about The Cask of Amontillado.

  3. Observe to Exist

    hah! this… this just made my day. :)

    • boliver

      Thanks dude :)

  4. Elf

    So awesome! :) Encasing someone in glass would be fun too but in a bubble wrap sort of way.

    • boliver

      Is this in the game or…real?

  5. Mark Stokes

    Oh, what games people play!

    • boliver

      Just don’t play games with my heart, Mark.

  6. Michael Corley

    My daughter explained it to me.

    • boliver

      Lol, fantastic.

  7. Schmuck Man

    Revenge is sweet.

    • boliver

      Is it ever.

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