That’s Just Fowl

I go through a park on the way to work. It makes for a lovely walk, but right about this time of year, the Canada Geese roll in and start spreading like an infectious disease. Then the goslings come, and while they are adorable, they make their bird-brain parents INSANE. For several weeks in a row I get hissed at from all sides, and sometimes my way is blocked entirely (and it’s a large park). I have taken to hissing back. That usually makes them back down. But it’s only a matter of time before one of them attacks… and gets a taste for blood.

Good For The Gander. Coming to a park near you.


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Discussion (4) ¬

  1. Justin

    I really want to see this made into a movie.

    • boliver

      As do I :). Do you think Michael Bay would take it?

  2. Mark Stokes

    I’m gonna keep looking over my shoulder now when I’m at my local pond.

  3. Tony McGurk

    I don’t trust geese. I will beware the Gander

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