Is it even possible to wear an ascot without looking like a pretentious douche? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it. I suppose it would be acceptable for a wedding party… but even then, whoever choose that for those people to wear apparently wants a bunch of dudes to look like pretentious douches.

If this horrible pun makes you cry, I shall not apologize. Weep. For this is the Internet.


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