TFI: Tip #17
“Oh, have you seen the man,
The man who won’t fall down.
Before you see him hit the ground,
He’ll dry up your whole town.
Be wary of this man,
With a tempting wager in tow.
No matter how big his head start,
You can bet you’re going to owe.
He’ll take you in with another round,
You’re thinking, “that money is mine”.
And just before you pass out,
He’ll be betting the next guy in line.
If you’re feeling raw about your loss,
You’re looking to fight over this grift.
You’re too late, he’s in the next town over,
Sharing his goddamn gift.”
– Old Irish drinking song
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I hope you enjoy the second issue of Tips for Immortals!
For anyone expecting a TWT today, sorry, but we didn’t want to interrupt our seven issue run of TFIs on Wednesdays. And I would post it on Friday, but we’ve got a time-sensitive comic we’d like to get out this week. So, probably next Friday. But fear not, I shall not miss a month :).
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And not drink yourself.
Why not? An immortal man isn’t going to get alcohol poisoning ;).
true.
Is this the same guy from the 3rd panel fro last week?
They were all the same guy 😉
I suppose being immortal means having a lifetime to build up the ultimate tolerance.
Or perhaps he always had it.
Imagine if he never got drunk. No thanks to immortality if that is the case.
His facial expression should suggest that he can get at least a little drunk (after the 40th or 50th shot at least).
That’s an excellent idea. Except for the fact that I’m drunk in two beers.
It’s not for everyone :).
Russian Roulette.
True! Not a whole lot of money in that though :).
It is if your opponents have a fat wallet
“Sir, I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog.”
Totally had to google that :).
Well he could still pass out on the table and fall into a deep sleep, or even a coma from all the brain damage. He might not die from it… but still. 😉
True, but we like to think it would take a good long while.
true, I imagine his tolerance levels would be through the roof… but what would an immortal lifetime of borderline alcoholism do to the brain? lol
Really diggin’ this new series, Immortal creators! Special compliment on that dusky room effect!
Thanks Mark! Brandon has been pouring some special lovin’ into these :).
TFI should be added to the About page. 🙂
We thought about that, and it might soon. Though it could also be on it’s own site 😉