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If you'd like to get revenge on the minecraft troll in your life, wait for a time when they're not carrying their trusty diamond pickaxe, and encase their bed in obsidian. Make sure you replace the floor while you're at it!
And if you ARE the minecraft troll... maybe don't leave the game without your diamond pickaxe. You douche-bag.
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14 thoughts on “Heart of Obsidian”
Gary
I have no idea what any of this means. Does this have something to do with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? didn’t they do some mining?
boliver
Yes…it’s a Snow White reference. After Snow White filled the Dwarves home up with dirt, she was encased in obsidian forever.
cpdohert
For the love of God, Montresor!
boliver
Today I learned about The Cask of Amontillado.
Observe to Exist
hah! this… this just made my day. 🙂
boliver
Thanks dude 🙂
Elf
So awesome! 🙂 Encasing someone in glass would be fun too but in a bubble wrap sort of way.
boliver
Is this in the game or…real?
Mark Stokes
Oh, what games people play!
boliver
Just don’t play games with my heart, Mark.
Michael Corley
My daughter explained it to me.
boliver
Lol, fantastic.
Schmuck Man
Revenge is sweet.
boliver
Is it ever.