Heart of Obsidian

If you'd like to get revenge on the minecraft troll in your life, wait for a time when they're not carrying their trusty diamond pickaxe, and encase their bed in obsidian. Make sure you replace the floor while you're at it! And if you ARE the minecraft troll... maybe don't leave the game without your diamond pickaxe. You douche-bag. ~C Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter, eh ;) Share/Bookmark

14 thoughts on “Heart of Obsidian

  1. I have no idea what any of this means. Does this have something to do with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? didn’t they do some mining?

    1. Yes…it’s a Snow White reference. After Snow White filled the Dwarves home up with dirt, she was encased in obsidian forever.

  2. For the love of God, Montresor!

    1. Today I learned about The Cask of Amontillado.

  3. hah! this… this just made my day. 🙂

    1. Thanks dude 🙂

  4. So awesome! 🙂 Encasing someone in glass would be fun too but in a bubble wrap sort of way.

    1. Is this in the game or…real?

  5. Oh, what games people play!

    1. Just don’t play games with my heart, Mark.

  6. My daughter explained it to me.

    1. Lol, fantastic.

  7. Revenge is sweet.

    1. Is it ever.

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