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I've never been able to understand it. Why the hell does paper beat rock? I mean, I get it, for the purposes of the game...yada yada, but man does it ever sound dumb when you really think about it. I mean, the kind of rock that gets defeated by paper isn't gonna be smashing any scissors either, right?
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It’s like Battle Beast. How the hell does wood beat water? Water can freaking destroy wood. But those are the rules of the game. Until you just freaking punch the paper throwing in the face with your rock punch.
Paper beating rock never made much sense to me either. I’ve used rocks to straight terrorize sheets of paper before. But in the game, no such luck. 🙂
23 thoughts on “Rock Bottom”
Gooberandcindy.com
Very true and very wierd. 🙂
boliver
😀
Warren Frantz
Awwww! Isn’t that the cutest rock ever? Yes he is! Cutie pants!
boliver
Cute rocks don’t win against paper :p
Saeed
It’s like Battle Beast. How the hell does wood beat water? Water can freaking destroy wood. But those are the rules of the game. Until you just freaking punch the paper throwing in the face with your rock punch.
boliver
True. At the very least wood floats on water though…paper just kind of sits over top of rock and it submits.
Schmuck Man
I have thrown rocks at paper, I have no idea how paper wins; it NEVER won.
At least you didn’t mention Lizard or Spock, it gets even more confusing then.
boliver
Lol, oh god, Sheldon’s version doesn’t count.
Bearman
Paper covers rock in shame.
boliver
The rock is shaped like a dong and hiding it’s shame?
JerryBenedict
Maybe there is some embarrassing revelation about the rock on the paper… in a sense, the rock would be defeating… himself.
boliver
Damn…that’s deep, Jerry 🙂
Mark Stokes
Emo or Eeyore?
boliver
A little of column A, a little of column B 😉
ShadowBlade
Emo rock… I see what you did there…
😛
boliver
He he, I’m glad someone caught the hidden pun 🙂
ShadowBlade
Here for ya Cuz!
The Code Crimson
Emo rock is so sad… He needs to hook up with scissors, show paper what’s up.
boliver
It might be a hard match-up. I’ve heard scissors is kind of metal.
James
Stop being brilliant. You’re making everyone else look bad.
boliver
I take that as the highest compliment coming from the genius of the Obscure Gentlemen!
George
Paper beating rock never made much sense to me either. I’ve used rocks to straight terrorize sheets of paper before. But in the game, no such luck. 🙂
Tony McGurk
Awww… Poor widdle wock.
I now dislike bully paper