The Consumerist – Part 2

What? You don't dream in rhymes? It's not weird. SHUTUP. Part 2 of our Xmas arc has Edward questioning his desire for new material possessions. Blasphemy! Has he changed for good? Tune in next week for Part 3 where you may find out! Probably! ~C Be sure to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter, eh ;) Share/Bookmark

13 thoughts on “The Consumerist – Part 2

  1. Hehehehehe! I love Your expresiones! Good Job Monkey!

    1. Thanks, Elf 😀

  2. Personally, I dream in haikus.

    1. I would respond with a witty haiku, but I’m gonna leave that to the writing part of twxxd as I’d probably butcher it.

  3. Souls aren’t all that rare. BUY ME ALL THE THINGS!!!!!!!!


    1. This just in, Mike is offering is soul for things. Any takers?

  4. But if he gets no more possessions, there will be no new toys to talk to! 😀

    1. It’s true! Think of the toys! (and the children?)

  5. He was possessed by Etrigan the demon!!!!

    1. That would be awesome.

  6. I’ve dreamt in rhyme before. It’s extremely weird because I recall the dreamy pressure of having to make sure my every utterance fit the scheme. Yeah, I’m a weirdo. And semi-proud of it. My medication brings all the boys to the yard.

    1. Damn right, it’s better than yours.

  7. The consumers were nervous, awake in their beds,
    While visions of overdraft fees danced in their heads.

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