Heart Failure

– 1/2 kg ground meat
– 1 c. pasta
– 1 c. mushroom gravy
– 1 c. alfredo sauce
– 1 c. shredded cheddar cheese
– 2 tbsp. Sriracha sauce
– 2 eggs

Brown ground meat in frying pan. Overcook pasta by several minutes, until mushy. Combine pasta and meat with remaining ingredients in a blender. Mix to taste. Spread on toast, or enjoy on its own.

– Lowest rated recipe on epicurious.com, submitted by Anonymous


The fourth TFI!

If this is your first time seeing one, and you’re all like “WTF”, here are links to the other three:

TFI issue 1
TFI issue 2
TFI issue 3



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