…in my troubled sleep, I see her face. She invades my dreams. Soft features, satin hair, and eyes like emerald pools… she calls out to me from across a river, or a field, or a bottomless chasm… but I can’t quite make out the words. I want to go to her. I want to kiss her. I want to lie, and tell her that everything is going to be okay. But when I finally reach her, she doesn’t know me anymore, and while frozen in a stranger’s stare she starts to blow away, turning to dust in the wind…

Oh my sweet. Oh my darling. Oh my… wait… what was her name?…

– Translated from Czech, found scrawled in the back of a water-damaged book in a monastic library, Prague, Castle District.


For a while we’ve been talking about a special non-comedy summer feature comic. We are very pleased and excited to introduce today, the first issue of Tips for Immortals. This comic follows the story of a truly immortal man, each issue detailing a single piece of wisdom, a tip, that he wishes to impart to any other immortal being that may exist in the world. For seven issues, through his advice, we’ll delve into his immense history, his complex psyche, and the philosophical ramifications of a man forced to exist eternally.

We really hope you like it. I know it’s a bit of a departure from our usual antics, but if you decide this isn’t your thing, don’t fret… we’ll continue to make jokes about penises and video games on Fridays. Please, let us know what you think.


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